My life is made up of strange events that don’t really happen to the average person.
Went to the gym tonight and decided I would get on the elliptical. I’m chugging along, minding my own business, when a man with bad hair comes in and gets on the elliptical next to me. Normally, this wouldn’t be an issue; however,every other machine except two (at the opposite end of the room) in the gym was open. Whatev, no big deal. I continue pseudo walk-running, all the while listening to Taylor Swift and watching Wheel of Fortune. And then I looked in the mirror. Bad hair man is looking at me and smiling…creepily. REALLY??!! Oh mylanta, this is not the time to look at someone and smile. I’m sweaty, I’m already tired…I’m at my worst. I look extremely awkward when I try to elliptical run.
I hope he will not be there at 5 in the morning. I might accidentally fall off my treadmill and take him with me.